Farmers Stealing Tanks
🎮 Steal a Tank that has run out of fuel and bring it back to your shed. WASD or Arrow keys to control your Tractor. G Toggles graphics High/Low
🍾 Drink Nemiroff to double your speed for 10 seconds. Destroy other tanks by ramming them with a stolen tank to get a free life.
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One week game inspired by true events
UPDATE: First in new and popular on itch. Article in Poland's national news agency. Tweet by anonymous. 5.8 million views on imgur. 39 thousand upvotes on reddit. I hope the orphanage wakes to a nice surprise. Proud of you all!
You can also donate to Ukrainian orphans at www.oasukraine.org
Unfortunately the last update from them is not great, but donations will still be used when conditions stabilize.
"We are grateful to all those inquiring about sponsoring an orphan. Unfortunately, current conditions in Ukraine make it impossible to implement new sponsorships. People are fleeing or relocating to areas outside the cities. This holds true for our staff as well. Communication is difficult, banking is curtailed. When the situation stabilizes and improves, we will resume our charitable work."
❤️ Thank you!
- Farmers Stealing TanksMar 14, 2022
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Very good game.Wonderful mechanics and humor.
if you press up and w at the same time then you will get doubble speed. same for turning and reverse, its perfectly ballanced.
fight for freedom!
I wounder what this is based off of ;)
yoinky sploinky the game
Guys, I love Ukraine and the people of Ukraine. That is why I shared this awesome project on my YouTube channel and websites.
Дякую за підтримку, почуття гумору та, власне, чудову захоплюючу гру! Сподіваюся побачити цю річ в *Play Market* та *Steam*. 👍🔰
power to ukraine
more power to the azov battalion
cool game! i love that you return home safely after the tractor blows up
This sums up my weekend
Some really wacky, tank-stealing experience
Steal da tank
super fun game!
Slava Ukraini !
If I found an abandoned Tank, and I was in a Tractor, I would ditch the Tractor and use the Tank for my farming and shoot at the Russians if they bothered me with the Tank.
While there is no such thing as too many hearts, i have given them 10 seconds before they disappear to make things a bit more challenging.
Helis do not blow up when they crash into each other anymore.
G toggles graphics for slower machines.
Tank and Heli Spawn time balanced.
Fixed a naughty pickle jar that was respawning every 5 seconds.
Let me know how it plays!
Доброго вечора, ми з України!))
Thanks for a good game!! Find a glitch that interferes with playing: after a 150-200 stealed tanks can't grab them any more.. Shown it at picture below. Please, fix it!
And it would be great if you made it possible to play on a phone browser or better made an app for Google Play and App Store.
And make a counter of downed tanks and helicopters!!
Thanks for the feedback, some things fixed
THE BEST GAME EVER
i love this game it gets a 9/10 prob 10/10 if you make a limit to the amount of enemies that spawn and decrease the amount of time it takes for the ruble to despawn. other then that i have 0 complaints and i love your game :)
This is probly the best game I have played on itch.io
It's fun for like five mins then it gets very repetitive and easy you have to try and die eventually. i got up to over 160 and just let them kill me.
I must suck at my own game lol, i cant get even close to that score. but i will add a "Ukrainian mode" that ramps up the difficulty for you guys
❤️ Thank you!
Oof, i might have to code in some cheats so i can get that far into the game to see how this happens lol. Stay tuned
Same thing is happening here. The helicopters made the game easier. Helicopters keep crashing into each other & blowing up their own tanks. The more helicopters & tanks they lose, they double-down & send even more in, destroying more of themselves in friendly fire.
I do realize this makes it a highly accurate simulation of Russia's battle competency though.
I think the helicopters & pickle jars come into the game too early, maybe don't send the first helicopter until the player gets 10 tanks? Maybe cap the number of hearts & tanks on the field at once? My machine slows down to 1 FPS once there's too many hearts.
(Love the game though! The pre-helicopter version had a Flappy Bird feel, bite-sized game length & even 8 tanks felt like a high score!)
Hearts despawn after 10 seconds now, so gotta be quick!
It's really heartbreaking to see these hearts despawn.
Way better balance.
Great recipe to live a long and healthy farmer life: collect lots of helis running circles. A single jar or some time will make them all go away... fast.
Doing this a little bit too often will crash the entire game.
ALSO PLS LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE... I NEED 200 SUBS
New update with Helicopters, pick up pickle jars to throw at them :)
Some bug reports/ideas by me :D
-please buff helicopters - this changes the game where having 10 tanks is an achievement to the game where it's not hard to get 100+ tanks and a similar amount of lifes. Maybe 1) make helicopters to not crash into each other, 2) make them harder to kill - either longer cooldowns of pickle jars, or having to have some interaction (aiming at them?), 3) make smaller reward for killing them
-when a pickle jar is thrown at helicopter, but the helicopter dies (crashes with another helicopter) before pickle jar reaches it, the pickle jar rotates in the air indefinitely
-it seems that the only non-destructible items are player's house, player's shed, everything behind the border.. and hay bales
-sometimes the heart (from a destroyed helicopter) is behind the border or in the air - not reachable by tractor, should be despawned
-moving through the area with a low of sunflowers creates a lag - maybe some optimization, as the sunflowers doesn't interact with anything?
I just love that you thought of making a game about that :DBtw I'm trying to reach 70 subs so if you enjoyed this video it would mean the world to me that you'd consider subscribing to my channel :)
Yo love the game, so fun, great graphics, goofy music, unabashedly points out Russian incompetence, idk what else you could ask for
Привет из России! Тут очень много людей на вашей стороне. Держитесь! Скорей бы весь этот ад закончился.
Wow, some people have been trying to downvote every comment on here for some reason?
Either way good game!