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SLAVA UKRAINI!!!

Hi! I'm from Ukraine! And i made the video about your game!

This was a fun game to play. I'm happy to see people come together to help. Good job!

free tanks

Very good game.Wonderful mechanics and humor.

if you press up and w at the same time then you will get doubble speed. same for turning and reverse, its perfectly ballanced.

fight for freedom!

I wounder what this is based off of ;)

yoinky sploinky the game

Guys, I love Ukraine and the people of Ukraine. That is why I shared this awesome project on my YouTube channel and websites. 

Lawod: https://www.lawod.com/farmers-steal-tanks-an-indie-game-upon-the-heroic-footage-...

IndieWod: https://indiewod.com/farmers-stealing-tanks-slava-ukraini/


Дякую за підтримку, почуття гумору та, власне, чудову захоплюючу гру! Сподіваюся побачити цю річ в *Play Market* та *Steam*. 👍🔰

Cool game

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power to ukraine

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more power to the azov battalion

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cool game! i love that you return home safely after the tractor blows up

Hi, I made a piece inspired by recent events, too. Though no so hilariously funny as this. Please check - https://anthropoid404.itch.io/war-in-europe-2022

I found this to be in poor taste

if the rude building was broken
then fine
but it is not 

This sums up my weekend

Some really wacky, tank-stealing experience

Steal da tank

super fun game!

eeeyeyeyeyeyeyye

Шикаррррно!

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Slava Ukraini!!

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Slava Ukraini !

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nice

😊👍
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If I found an abandoned Tank, and I was in a Tractor, I would ditch the Tractor and use the Tank for my farming and shoot at the Russians if they bothered me with the Tank.

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🇺🇦>🇷🇺

What I mean, is that Ukraine is Stronger that Russia lmao.

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Great game! Could you join our game jam with your game? Maybe it's not by the rules, but it would add popularity to our initiative: https://itch.io/jam/stand-with-ukraine

still a good Itch.io game....

subscribe...

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While there is no such thing as too many hearts, i have given them 10 seconds before they disappear to make things a bit more challenging.

Helis do not blow up when they crash into each other anymore. 

G toggles graphics for slower machines. 

Tank and Heli Spawn time balanced. 

Fixed a naughty pickle jar that was respawning every 5 seconds. 

Let me know how it plays!

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I 🌻 this game.

holy mother of frames, thats alot of... stuff

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Доброго вечора, ми з України!))

Thanks for a good game!! Find a glitch that interferes with playing: after a 150-200 stealed tanks can't grab them any more.. Shown it at picture below. Please, fix it! 

And it would be great if you made it possible to play on a phone browser or better made an app for Google Play and App Store. 

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And make a counter of downed tanks and helicopters!!

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Thanks for the feedback, some things fixed

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THE BEST GAME EVER

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i love this game it gets a 9/10 prob 10/10 if you make a limit to the amount of enemies that spawn and decrease the amount of time it takes for the ruble to despawn. other then that i have 0 complaints and i love your game :)

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This is probly the best game I have played on itch.io

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It's fun for like five mins then it gets very repetitive and easy you have to try and die eventually. i got up to over 160  and just let them kill me.

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I must suck at my own game lol, i cant get even close to that score. but i will add a "Ukrainian mode" that ramps up the difficulty for you guys

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❤️ Thank you!

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Oof, i might have to code in some cheats so i can get that far into the game to see how this happens lol. Stay tuned

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Same thing is happening here. The helicopters made the game easier. Helicopters keep crashing into each other & blowing up their own tanks. The more helicopters & tanks they lose, they double-down & send even more in, destroying more of themselves in friendly fire.

I do realize this makes it a highly accurate simulation of Russia's battle competency though.

I think the helicopters & pickle jars come into the game too early, maybe don't send the first helicopter until the player gets 10 tanks? Maybe cap the number of hearts & tanks on the field at once? My machine slows down to 1 FPS once there's too many hearts.

(Love the game though! The pre-helicopter version had a Flappy Bird feel, bite-sized game length & even 8 tanks felt like a high score!)

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Helis fixed, and you can press G to lower your graphics now. Enjoy

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Hearts despawn after 10 seconds now, so gotta be quick!

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It's really heartbreaking to see these hearts despawn.

Way better balance.

Great recipe to live a long and healthy farmer life: collect lots of helis running circles. A single jar or some time will make them all go away... fast.

Doing this a little bit too often will crash the entire game. 

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Love the idea of this... keep up the work man :) Hope this is trending so more people can see and help on what is happening in Ukraine!!!

ALSO PLS LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE... I NEED 200 SUBS 

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New update with Helicopters, pick up pickle jars to throw at them :)

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Some bug reports/ideas by me :D

-please buff helicopters - this changes the game where having 10 tanks is an achievement to the game where it's not hard to get 100+ tanks and a similar amount of lifes. Maybe 1) make helicopters to not crash into each other, 2) make them harder to kill - either longer cooldowns of pickle jars, or having to have some interaction (aiming at them?), 3) make smaller reward for killing them

-when a pickle jar is thrown at helicopter, but the helicopter dies (crashes with another helicopter) before pickle jar reaches it, the pickle jar rotates in the air indefinitely

-it seems that the only non-destructible items are player's house, player's shed, everything behind the border.. and hay bales

-sometimes the heart (from a destroyed helicopter) is behind the border or in the air - not reachable by tractor, should be despawned

-moving through the area with a low of sunflowers creates a lag - maybe some optimization, as the sunflowers doesn't interact with anything?

Thanks for the feedback, some of that is now fixed

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I just love that you thought of making a game about that :D

Btw I'm trying to reach 70 subs so if you enjoyed this video it would mean the world to me that you'd consider subscribing to my channel :)
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Yo love the game, so fun, great graphics, goofy music, unabashedly points out Russian incompetence, idk what else you could ask for  

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