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Some really wacky, tank-stealing experience

Steal da tank




Slava Ukraini!!


Slava Ukraini !




If I found an abandoned Tank, and I was in a Tractor, I would ditch the Tractor and use the Tank for my farming and shoot at the Russians if they bothered me with the Tank.



What I mean, is that Ukraine is Stronger that Russia lmao.


Great game! Could you join our game jam with your game? Maybe it's not by the rules, but it would add popularity to our initiative:

still a good game....


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While there is no such thing as too many hearts, i have given them 10 seconds before they disappear to make things a bit more challenging.

Helis do not blow up when they crash into each other anymore. 

G toggles graphics for slower machines. 

Tank and Heli Spawn time balanced. 

Fixed a naughty pickle jar that was respawning every 5 seconds. 

Let me know how it plays!


I 🌻 this game.

holy mother of frames, thats alot of... stuff


Доброго вечора, ми з України!))

Thanks for a good game!! Find a glitch that interferes with playing: after a 150-200 stealed tanks can't grab them any more.. Shown it at picture below. Please, fix it! 

And it would be great if you made it possible to play on a phone browser or better made an app for Google Play and App Store. 


And make a counter of downed tanks and helicopters!!


Thanks for the feedback, some things fixed




i love this game it gets a 9/10 prob 10/10 if you make a limit to the amount of enemies that spawn and decrease the amount of time it takes for the ruble to despawn. other then that i have 0 complaints and i love your game :)


This is probly the best game I have played on

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It's fun for like five mins then it gets very repetitive and easy you have to try and die eventually. i got up to over 160  and just let them kill me.


I must suck at my own game lol, i cant get even close to that score. but i will add a "Ukrainian mode" that ramps up the difficulty for you guys


❤️ Thank you!


Oof, i might have to code in some cheats so i can get that far into the game to see how this happens lol. Stay tuned


Same thing is happening here. The helicopters made the game easier. Helicopters keep crashing into each other & blowing up their own tanks. The more helicopters & tanks they lose, they double-down & send even more in, destroying more of themselves in friendly fire.

I do realize this makes it a highly accurate simulation of Russia's battle competency though.

I think the helicopters & pickle jars come into the game too early, maybe don't send the first helicopter until the player gets 10 tanks? Maybe cap the number of hearts & tanks on the field at once? My machine slows down to 1 FPS once there's too many hearts.

(Love the game though! The pre-helicopter version had a Flappy Bird feel, bite-sized game length & even 8 tanks felt like a high score!)


Helis fixed, and you can press G to lower your graphics now. Enjoy


Hearts despawn after 10 seconds now, so gotta be quick!

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It's really heartbreaking to see these hearts despawn.

Way better balance.

Great recipe to live a long and healthy farmer life: collect lots of helis running circles. A single jar or some time will make them all go away... fast.

Doing this a little bit too often will crash the entire game. 


Love the idea of this... keep up the work man :) Hope this is trending so more people can see and help on what is happening in Ukraine!!!



New update with Helicopters, pick up pickle jars to throw at them :)


Some bug reports/ideas by me :D

-please buff helicopters - this changes the game where having 10 tanks is an achievement to the game where it's not hard to get 100+ tanks and a similar amount of lifes. Maybe 1) make helicopters to not crash into each other, 2) make them harder to kill - either longer cooldowns of pickle jars, or having to have some interaction (aiming at them?), 3) make smaller reward for killing them

-when a pickle jar is thrown at helicopter, but the helicopter dies (crashes with another helicopter) before pickle jar reaches it, the pickle jar rotates in the air indefinitely

-it seems that the only non-destructible items are player's house, player's shed, everything behind the border.. and hay bales

-sometimes the heart (from a destroyed helicopter) is behind the border or in the air - not reachable by tractor, should be despawned

-moving through the area with a low of sunflowers creates a lag - maybe some optimization, as the sunflowers doesn't interact with anything?

Thanks for the feedback, some of that is now fixed


I just love that you thought of making a game about that :D

Btw I'm trying to reach 70 subs so if you enjoyed this video it would mean the world to me that you'd consider subscribing to my channel :)

Yo love the game, so fun, great graphics, goofy music, unabashedly points out Russian incompetence, idk what else you could ask for  


Привет из России! Тут очень много людей на вашей стороне. Держитесь! Скорей бы весь этот ад закончился.


Wow, some people have been trying to downvote every comment on here for some reason?

Either way good game!


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Father of all bombs ???

Damn. If I had an award I would give it here and now. SLAVA UKRAINI!


The best game in 2022. And I think it will stay as the best forever.


best way to play this game, just plant lots of sunflowers :D

Це найкраще що я грав за останій час

Lovely game, reminded me of my old granfather in WW2. LOVELY memories ,indeed.


cool lets go ukran


3 words: this is amazing


I don't know why, but when I should press any key to START, then nothing happened. 


Неможна грати зі смартфону кнопок управління нема виправте це і додайте будьласька управління зі смартфону😭😭😭


If you feel like expanding it, you can add the other vehicle types that have been captured...  armored personnel carriers, rocket launchers, antiaircraft systems.  Maybe that's something you can make a goal... once you capture 10 basic tanks, you can see other unit types.  just spitballing.  Thank you for making this!  Maybe lost vehicles will ask for directions.  Other possible fun upgrades as your score goes up... how about getting a little ukranian flag on the tractor?


Super fun game and concept, I love it! And for a great cause too.

Great job! :D

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Stuck tanks have been fixed, they were accidentally spawning .01 below ground making them rather slow, so now you will be lucky to get 10 points :) well that's my score, bet you cant beat it!

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Very simple, but looks better than I expected. If this game is further developed (more levels/enemies/powerups etc), that would be great.

Oh, and of course fixing all these bugs.

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